Best Cat, Dog & Animal Humor Books
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1. Why Cats are Assholes
Author: by Liz Miele
Skyhorse (March 30, 2021)
March 30, 2021
Most people love cats. They’re fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes.So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you?
While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for marching to the beat of their own drum than abiding by the rules. From running around your home at two in the morning, knocking everything off your shelves, or taking up most of your bed, these furry critters can be immensely selfish and disrespectful to those who give them endless love and affection.
Why Cats Are Assholes is up for such a challenge. From studying their history all the way back to ancient Egypt, comedian Liz Mielethe daughter of veterinariansdigests the cat psyche to try and understand why they do the things they do, and how we, as their loyal servants, can handle domestic bliss with them around.
With the help of her cat Pasta, Miele breaks down the common behaviors of cats in an attempt to try and better understand their plan of attack (if there is one), as well as what we can do to better prepare ourselves.
2. Drinking Animals Coloring Book: A Fun Coloring Gift Book for Party Lovers & Adults Relaxation with Stress Relieving Animal Designs, Quick and Easy Cocktail Recipes
Author: by Caffeinestar Publishing
BEST GIFT IDEA FOR PARTY LOVERS – SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!!Fun!Fun!Fun! Let your creativity run wild! Original Artist Designs, High Resolution A Gorgeous Drinking Animals Coloring Book for Adults Relaxation!! Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
3. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America (Bird Books, Books for Bird Lovers, Humor Books)
Author: by Matt Kracht
National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller ListsPerfect book for the birder and anti-birder alikeA humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, andlet’s face ittrue.
Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings.
With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won’t need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird’s (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more.
The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life’s absurdities.
4. Cat's Cradle: A Novel
Author: by Kurt Vonnegut
A free-wheeling vehicle … An unforgettable ride! The New York Times Cat’s Cradle is Kurt Vonnegut’s satirical commentary on modern man and his madness. An apocalyptic tale of this planet’s ultimate fate, it features a midget as the protagonist, a complete, original theology created by a calypso singer, and a vision of the future that is at once blackly fatalistic and hilariously funny.
A book that left an indelible mark on an entire generation of readers, Cat’s Cradle is one of the twentieth century’s most important worksand Vonnegut at his very best. [Vonnegut is] an unimitative and inimitable social satirist. Harper’s Magazine Our finest black-humorist …
We laugh in self-defense.Atlantic Monthly
5. 100 Animals: An Adult Coloring Book with Lions, Elephants, Owls, Horses, Dogs, Cats, and Many More! (Animals with Patterns Coloring Books)
Author: by Jade Summer
2021 Gift Ideas | 100 Unique ImagesEnjoy beautiful animals and relaxing patterns with this easy coloring book from bestselling publishing brand, Jade Summer. Our 100 Animals coloring book is a wonderful way to show your love of animals while your stress fades away. Each animal features simple patterns which allow you to effortlessly fill pages with any of your favorite colors.
We have also included close-up animal portraits and full-body animal designs so you will have plenty of options of what to color next. You get to color a variety of fun animal designs from all across the animal kingdom. We have included loveable farm animals, wild jungle animals, mysterious animals of the sea, and many more!
Imagine yourself coloring an untamed horse running on the plains, an adorable squirrel climbing a tree, and a tropical fish swimming in the ocean. You can color each animal with realistic colors or let your imagination run wild and use whichever colors you choose!
Why You Will Love this BookRelaxing Coloring Pages. Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away… Beautiful Illustrations. We’ve included 100 unique images for you to express your creativity and make masterpieces.
6. Pusheen Coloring Book (A Pusheen Book)
Author: by Claire Belton
Pusheen returns in a delightful coloring book perfect for fans of I Am Pusheen the Cat. The Internet’s favorite chubby, tubby tabby is back in a purr-fectly cute coloring book featuring adorable kitty drawings that will charm cat lovers and coloring book fans everywhere!
7. The Screaming Goat (Book & Figure)
Goat and animal lovers: Celebrate your favorite internet sensation with this hilarious, one-of-a-kind mini screaming goat! SPECIFICATIONS: Your new goat companion is 3 inches and sits on a tree stump base. When you give him a gentle press, he screamsINCLUDES MINI BOOK: The kit also includes a 32-page illustrated pocket guide of fun facts and trivia about everyone’s favorite farm animalPERFECT GIFT: This quirky goat is the perfect gift for animal lovers, your White Elephant party, or any other occasionFUN FOR ALL: Bring a little humor and joy to your home, office, or dorm room
8. How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
Author: by Zachary Auburn
Dog lovers can keep track of schedules and deadlines with this stylish plannerto assure plenty of time for walks, snoozles, and yard shenanigans! Based on the beloved @dog_feelings Twitter and @dog_feelingsig Instagram accounts by Matt Nelson of WeRateDogs, this compact organizer offers delightful illustrations paired with sweet thoughts from the paw-spective of a good dog.
Hailed by many as the only reason they stay on social media, the pup’s simple reflections on life always bring laughs or melt hearts. Features include:16-months with academic-year startSeptember 2021December 20225-inch x 8-inch (8-inch x 10-inch when open) size fits in book bags, totes, and backpacksPurple product band on front cover is removable.
Monthly planning pages at the frontTwo-page weekly spreads with room to write, plus an adorable illustration and dog thoughtSturdy coverStorage pocket at backElastic band to keep it closedLay-flat binding2023 planning pages and at-a-glance calendarExtra lined notes pagesOfficial major world holidaysMoon phasesPrinted on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink
10. Effin' Birds: A Field Guide to Identification
Author: by Aaron Reynolds
Ten Speed Press
A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on earth. Effin’ Birds is the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the grand and noble profession of nature writing and bird identification. Sitting proudly alongside Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this book contains more than 150 pages crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think “I’m going to need more booze to deal with this week”) that made the Effin’ Birds Twitter feed a household name.
Also included in its full, Technicolor glory is John James Audubon’s most beautiful work matched with modern life advice. Including never-before-seen birds, insults, and field notes, this guide is a must-have for any effin’ fan or birder.
11. Garfield What Leftovers?: His 71st Book
Author: by Jim Davis
Garfield returnsweighing more than ever!For his 71st book. They’re all here in this brand-new full-color compilation comic strip book: Jon, Odie, Nermal, and, of course, our favorite fat cat, Garfield!Leftovers? Garfield doesn’t get the concept. The conscientious fat cat does his best to reduce food waste, gobbling all the grub the first time.
(Besides, ignored edibles develop low self-esteem. Garfield fans will feast on this binge-worthy new collection of comics!
12. Sandra Boynton: Hidden Cows 1,000-Piece Puzzle (Workman Puzzles)
Author: by Sandra Boynton
The wit of Sandra Boynton, in jigsaw puzzle form: We honestly have no idea how many cows are hiding in Myra and Zeke DePig’s living room. Can you find them all? At first glance, it looks like an ordinary evening at home, in the simple and tasteful living room of an ordinary pig familymother, father, daughter, toddler, twin chickens.But look closely.
As you carefully assemble the 1,000 pieces, you may begin to notice some surprising visitors: HIDDEN COWS. There are at least three of them. It’s definitely subtle, though. Includes 1,000 interlocking pieces. Approximate puzzle size: 26″ x 19″.
13. UFO Cow Abduction: Beam Up Your Bovine (With Light and Sound!) (RP Minis)
Author: by Matt Smiriglio
This out-of-this-world kit for sci-fi lovers is loaded with special effects! It includes: -3-inch diameter spaceship, equipped with a hinged cockpit dome from which a curious alien peers, and featuring multiple light and sound effects:By opening the cockpit dome and pressing the alien’s head, sound of spaceship engine plays, followed by eerie pre-abduction music.
Six blue lights around the spaceship flash in rotation. Additionally, two bright LED lights beneath the ship glow, casting a beam of light in search of a specimen to abduct. When the spaceship is hovered in close proximity to the cow, a magnetically powered “abduction” occurs which simultaneously prompts new light and sound effects.
Lights beneath the ship flash and music changes to a pulsating sound with intermittent cow mooing. When cow is abducted and alien head is pressed again, sound of the spaceship flying away plays, concluding your invasion and shutting off the spaceship.
Miniature cow and faux grass mound -Transparent display stand to hover spaceship over cow when not invading the countryside -32-page book, The Cow Abduction Chronicles, featuring full-color illustrations
14. Sandra Boynton: Puzzle Complaints 500-Piece Puzzle (Workman Puzzles)
Author: by Sandra Boynton
A jigsaw puzzle for puzzle-lovers (and complainers! From Sandra Boynton. If you’re looking for an infuriating puzzle that combines the worst shortcomings of puzzle design, LOOK NO FURTHER! Puzzle Complaints has it all: the flat, blocky colors, the careless mistakes, the inexplicable shouting chickensthe works!
Designed by renowned cartoonist Sandra Boynton, whose best days are clearly behind her, Puzzle Complaints is the slapdash, corners-cutting epitome of a lazy puzzle designa puzzle destined to make you give up your puzzling hobby once and for all. It also makes a memorable gift!
Includes 500 interlocking pieces. Approximate puzzle size: 26″ x 19″.
15. Doggie Language: A Dog Lover's Guide to Understanding Your Best Friend
Author: by Lili Chin
A fully illustrated practical “instruction manual” for dog owners to help them understand dog behavior by means of characterful bespoke drawings. Dogs communicate with so much more than barks and tail wags Misreading doggie body language makes life challenging for dogs and their humans.
This small but mighty book is your perfect illustrated guide to seeing and understanding the subtle visual cues and interpreting the behaviours used by your beloved pup to express how they’re feeling. The more we notice and listen to what our dogs are trying to tell us, the more we can improve our relationship with our best friends, helping them to feel safe and happy.
Original illustrations help you compare similar facial expressions, body language and gesturesInterpret your dog’s cues and learn how your dog uses his ears, eyes, mouth, tail and posture to communicate with youSpot the signals your dog is trying to give you to tell you they’re stressed or conflicted
16. The Far Side ® (Volume 1)
Author: by Gary Larson
Andrews McMeel Publishing
1982 FarWorks, Inc.All Rights Reserved. The Far Side and the Larson signature are registered trademarks of FarWorks, Inc.