Best Love, Sex & Marriage Humor Books
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1. Go the F**k to Sleep
Author: by Adam Mansbach
A Reader’s Digest “25 Funniest Books of All Time””Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this.”-The New Yorker”A parenting zeitgeist”-Washington Post”A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep.”-National Public Radio”A new Bible for weary parents”-New York Times”Resonates powerfully with almost everyone”-Boston Globe”This children’s book parody earns its place on the list by being a much-needed bit of catharsis that every parent needs.”-Fatherly, one of the 10 Best Parenting Books of the Decade”Go the F*k to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who weary of ever getting their darling(s) to sleep and briefly resuming the illusion of a life of their own.”-Midwest Book ReviewGo the F*k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland.
2. Why Cats are Assholes
Author: by Liz Miele
Skyhorse (March 30, 2021)
March 30, 2021
Most people love cats. They’re fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes.So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you?
While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for marching to the beat of their own drum than abiding by the rules. From running around your home at two in the morning, knocking everything off your shelves, or taking up most of your bed, these furry critters can be immensely selfish and disrespectful to those who give them endless love and affection.
Why Cats Are Assholes is up for such a challenge. From studying their history all the way back to ancient Egypt, comedian Liz Mielethe daughter of veterinariansdigests the cat psyche to try and understand why they do the things they do, and how we, as their loyal servants, can handle domestic bliss with them around.
With the help of her cat Pasta, Miele breaks down the common behaviors of cats in an attempt to try and better understand their plan of attack (if there is one), as well as what we can do to better prepare ourselves.
3. F*cking Planner Stickers: Over 500 f*cking stickers to get your sh*t under control (Weekly, Calendar and Journal Sticker Sheets, Funny White Elephant Gifts for Adults) (Calendars & Gifts to Swear By)
Author: by Sourcebooks
Personalize and profane your planner with over 500 funny stickers to help you seize the f*cking day and get sh*t done! For adults who love a funny sticker book or planner lovers who need some f*cking swear stickers to kick ass all year, this sarcastic and hilarious sticker pack is for you!
Accessorize with hundreds of badass motivational stickers, laugh at the snarky curses that get your sense of humor, or give as a fun gag gift to friends and family! Includes:Twelve pages of sticker sheets with over 500 quality stickers with permanent adhesive Hilarious uncensored expletives, vibrant designs, graphics, and phrases Content ideal for organizers, calendars, bullet journals, vision board supplies, planner accessories, or scrapbooking kits for adults!
4″ x 6″ trim sizewith plastic polybag package
4. F*ck I'm Bored! Activity Book For Adults
Author: by Tamara L Adams
Buy it Now!Here’s the first fantastic book of sh*t to do in case you’re F*CKING BORED! Now you don’t have to waste away the hours pleasuring yourself, wishing there was a f*cking better way to keep your mind and hands busy.
Featuring 100 F*cking Adult Activities: Coloring, Sudoku, Dot-to-Dot, Word Searches, Mazes, Fallen Phrases, Math Logic, Word Tiles, Spot the Difference, Where the F*ck did the Other Half Go, Nanograms, Brick-by-F*cking-Brick, Word Scramble, and Much More! Contains Inappropriate Language*
5. Badass Affirmations: The Wit and Wisdom of Wild Women (Inspirational Quotes for Women, Daily Affirmations Book)
Author: by Becca Anderson
Positive Affirmations and Motivational Quotes for a BadassNo matter how you use it, there can be benefits for you and your daily life. Nerdy Girl Express#1 Best Seller in Popular Culture, Quotations, Women’s Studies, Love & Marriage Humor, Self-Esteem, LGBT, and TriviaBadass Affirmations is full of positive affirmations, profiles of powerful real-life heroines, and inspirational quotes for women.
Packed with just the right amount of sass, this book is the perfect women empowerment gift for you and all your fabulous BFFs. Even a badass needs positive affirmations. No one leaps out of bed knowing they’re amazing and about to have an incredible day.
We find ourselves rushing around, working hard to please othersand often we find ourselves making everyone happy but our own damn selves. Badass Affirmations is here to stop the negativity with positive quotes and affirmations from powerful women. Discover strong women quotes and encouraging self-affirmations.
In Badass Affirmations, positive living and affirmation queen Becca Anderson reminds you that you are pretty darn great. Inside this motivational quotes and affirmations book, you’ll be fired up by inspirational quotes for women, by women. Alongside these women empowerment quotes, you’ll gain new knowledge of the badass ladies who have left their mark on the world with a mix of short bios and longer profiles.
6. Position of the Day: Sex Every Day in Every Way (Adult Humor Books, Books for Couples, Bachelorette Gifts)
Author: by Nerve.com
A position a day keeps the love doctor awayFrom the perpetrators of Nerve. Com’s wildly popular Position of the Day: After all these years of thinking 69 was our lucky number, here comes 366 hand-picked erotic scenarios from Nerve. Com’s treasure trove into one gloriously chunky, deeply inspiring, and hilarious compendium.
Yes, that’s 366 one for each day of the year plus a little something special for leap year! Illustrated with anatomically correct drawn figures, the positions run the lusty gamut from plausible to creative to Honey, get my weight belt, this is going to require some heavy lifting!
Position of the Day is about not becoming a creature of habit, because even the Excuse Me, Do I Know You? Can get boring if that’s the only position in your repertoire. For beginners and the acrobatically challenged, there are accessible suggestions such as the Corporate Merger, the Wet Blanket, and the TV Dinner The adept and adventurous can try their hand at The Snow Blower, The Papoose, and the Quasimodo, which field-testing suggests is best attempted only after a vigorous round of stretching and a can of Red Bull Em & Lo (Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey) pen Nerve.
7. The Garden of Forgotten Wishes: The heartwarming and uplifting new rom-com from the Sunday Times bestseller
Author: by Trisha Ashley
July 23, 2020
The delightful Sunday Times bestselling novel from Trisha Ashley’One of the best writers around!’ Katie Fforde’Full of down-to-earth humour.’ Sophie Kinsella_All Marnie wants is somewhere to call home. Mourning lost years spent in a marriage that has finally come to an end, she needs a fresh start and time to heal.
Things she hopes to find in the rural west Lancashire village her mother always told her about. With nothing but her two green thumbs, Marnie takes a job as a gardener, which comes with a little cottage to make her own.
The garden is beautiful – filled with roses, lavender and honeysuckle – and only a little rough around the edges. Which is more than can be said for her next-door neighbour, Ned Mars. Marnie remembers Ned from her college days but he’s far from the untroubled man she once knew.
A recent relationship has left him with a heart as bruised as her own. Can a summer spent gardening help them recapture the forgotten dreams they’ve let get away? Readers are falling in love with The Garden of Forgotten Wishes* ‘Gorgeous …
8. Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old: A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong
Author: by Steven Petrow
Citadel (June 29, 2021)
For fans of David Sedaris and Nora Ephron, a humorous, irreverent, and poignant look at the gifts, stereotypes, and inevitable challenges of aging, based on award-winning journalist Steven Petrow’s wildly popular New York Times essay, “Things I’ll Do Differently When I Get Old.”Soon after his 50th birthday, Petrow began assembling a list of things I won’t do when I get oldmostly a catalog of all the things he thought his then 70-something year old parents were doing wrong.
That list, which included You won’t have to shout at me that I’m deaf, and I won’t blame the family dog for my incontinence, became the basis of this rousing collection of do’s and don’ts, wills and won’ts that is equal parts hilarious, honest, and practical.
The fact is, we don’t want to age the way previous generations did.Old people hoard. They bore relativesand strangers alikewith tales of their aches and pains. They insist on driving long after they’ve become a danger to others (and themselves).
9. Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
Author: by Allie Brosh
#1 New York Times Bestseller Funny and smart as hell (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices.
This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, The God of Cake, Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving, and her astonishing, Adventures in Depression, and Depression Part Two, which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written.
Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh.We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is.
10. Fuck This Shit Show: A Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women (Cuss Words Make Me Happy)
Author: by Crazy Tired Beetches
Get ready to take your sex life to a whole-new level. Here is an oversize, full-color guide to heat up any bedroom with these tantalizing positions that will enhance your sex, impress your partner, and make lovemaking more fun than ever for you.
Within this accessible and approachable guide, you’ll find exciting and steamy sex positions for penetrative and oral sex, including:Missionary, Butterfly, CowgirlAmazon, Cowgirl, Hot SeatSpread Eagle, Face Straddle, Leg UpDeepthroat Handstand, Peek-a-BooLots Pretzel, See SawDancer, Ballerina, BodyguardThe authors also offer sections on foreplay, toys, setting the mood, exercises to improve your performance and flexibility, BDSM, sex positions for the overweight, why size only matters when it’s wrong, and many other burning topics that are often overlooked.
We hope this book and all of the positions and adventures inside add much more passion and fun to your sex life. And, in addition, it will create something special and magical for each and every one of you. Take the risk, and at least try each and every one of these positions.
12. You're a Mother F*cking Badass: Motivational & Inspirational Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults: 40 Funny Color Pages for Stress Relief and Relaxation
Author: by Honey Badger Coloring
GIFT IDEAS | COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS | HUMOR Need some MF motivation to kick off your day and tackle this to-do list of yours? Or do you want to end your work day with a bang and find some new inspiration for tomorrow?
Good news: This book is just what you’re looking for. Featuring 40 kickass inspirational phrases with swear words to color that will help you find and channel your inner badass. So buy yourself a copy and go grab your favorite coloring pencils.
Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5″ x 11.0″ (21.5cm x 28cm) pages
13. Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood
Author: by Trixie Mattel
A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER*The RuPaul’s Drag Race legends, stars of UNHhhh, and expert biological women share the secrets of their feminine mystique in this satirical guide to beauty and homemaking. Drag superstars Trixie Mattel and Katya have long captivated fans with their stunning looks, onscreen chemistry, and signature wit.
In Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood, the pair channel that energy into an old-school etiquette guide for ladies. In essays, conversations, and how-to sections peppered with hilarious, gorgeous photos, Trixie and Katya will advise readers on beauty and fashion and tackle other vital components of a happy home, such as money, self-love, and friendship; sharing advice and personal stories in high-concept fashion.
Informative, humorous, and heartwarming, Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood is the book that their fans have been waiting for.
14. How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
Author: by Mary McHugh
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Do you find yourself yelling at the TV? Are you incapable of reading instruction manuals? If so, you’re at risk of developing crotchety old man-itis, and this is the book for you. We all have a crotchety old man in our lives.
Maybe he’s your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husbandor, though you’d never admit it, even you! Author Mary McHugh’s 250 hilarious truths, illustrated by Adrienne Hartman, are a lighthearted razz of the grumpy old man in our lives. You know the one: he salts everything automatically before tasting it, he thinks he’s the best driver to ever grace pavement, and he still hasn’t learned how to empty the dishwasher.
Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is a perfect Father’s Day, birthday, or holiday gift for any man who wants to ensure he doesn’t slip into the crotchety zone.
15. Co-Dependents Anonymous
Author: by CoDA
CoDA Resource Publishing
In Co-Dependents Anonymous, members apply the 12 Step principles to their daily lives, so it’s not surprising that the book Co-Dependents Anonymous follows a format similar to that of the “”Big Book”” of Alcoholics Anonymous. The stories and principles it contains are uniquely pertinent to anyone coping with codependency and searching for freedom and peace.
16. The Best of Me
Author: by David Sedaris
Little, Brown and Company
Genius It is miraculous to read these pieces You must read The Best of Me. Andrew Sean Greer, New York Times Book ReviewA New York Times Book Review Editors’ ChoiceA CNN and Christian Science Monitor Best Book of the MonthFor more than twenty-five years, David Sedaris has been carving out a unique literary space, virtually creating his own genre.
A Sedaris story may seem confessional, but is also highly attuned to the world outside. It opens our eyes to what is at absurd and moving about our daily existence. And it is almost impossible to read without laughing. Now, for the first time collected in one volume, the author brings us his funniest and most memorable work.
In these stories, Sedaris shops for rare taxidermy, hitchhikes with a lady quadriplegic, and spits a lozenge into a fellow traveler’s lap. He drowns a mouse in a bucket, struggles to say give it to me in five languages, and hand-feeds a carnivorous bird.
But if all you expect to find in Sedaris’s work is the deft and sharply observed comedy for which he became renowned, you may be surprised to discover that his words bring more warmth than mockery, more fellow-feeling than derision.