Best Parody Books
Here you will get Best Parody Books For you.This is an up-to-date list of recommended books.
1. Go the F**k to Sleep
Author: by Adam Mansbach
A Reader’s Digest “25 Funniest Books of All Time””Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this.”-The New Yorker”A parenting zeitgeist”-Washington Post”A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep.”-National Public Radio”A new Bible for weary parents”-New York Times”Resonates powerfully with almost everyone”-Boston Globe”This children’s book parody earns its place on the list by being a much-needed bit of catharsis that every parent needs.”-Fatherly, one of the 10 Best Parenting Books of the Decade”Go the F*k to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who weary of ever getting their darling(s) to sleep and briefly resuming the illusion of a life of their own.”-Midwest Book ReviewGo the F*k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland.
2. Dad And Me Setting Farts Free: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Fathers And Their Kids, A Rhyming Story For Families (Fart Dictionaries and Toot Along Stories)
Author: by Jane Bexley
New Father’s Day Gift For 2021!Does your dad fart?Of course he does! This silly rhyming story will have you bursting with laughter as the little bear tries to be just like his dad in every way, including his amazing toot power.
This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don’t mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, rump, booty and bum. Grab this new release in time for Father’s Day!8.5″ x 8. 5″Premium glossy coverHilarious (and familiar) fart situations around the houseFull color, professional illustrationsAn easy quick gift for dad from the kids (and kids at heart)
3. Zen as F*ck (Zen as F*ck Journals)
Author: by Monica Sweeney
Monica Sweeney offers the perfect gift of mindfulness with this beautiful, uplifting guided journal for when you just don’t give a f*ck. The road to serenity is ahead, and it’s paved with a f*ck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullsh*t and brighten your dayhold close the pages of Zen as F*ck.
On each and every page, you can give the good around you a warm f*cking hug and kick the bad on its ass. Journal your way through positive affirmations and cathartic-as-f*ck activities on your liberating journey toward something pretty close to happiness.
Sprinkle, scatter, or set off a glitter-bomb of happy vibes onto your trail of tranquility with Zen as F*ck! Start sparkling like the f*cking gem you are Learn how to rise, shine, and kick ass Cast your soul-shining light on others and spread some f*cking beautyDon’t miss the other f*cking amazing titles in this series: Zen as F*ck at Work, Let That Sh*t Go, and Find Your F*cking Happy.
4. Cheer the F*ck Up: Positive Sh*t to Color Your Mood Happy (Swear Word Coloring Books)
Author: by Caitlin Peterson
Castle Point Books
Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you’re the queen of f*cking everything, that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn, or that you’re a boss-ass betch, you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are.
Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art.
Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.
5. Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide
Author: by Michael J. Knowles
Read the book that Donald Trump called a great book for your reading enjoyment! The most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date, Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide is a political treatise sure to stand the test of time.
A must-have addition to any political observer’s coffee table. Lefty lawyers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1,235 words.
6. Loch Down Abbey: Downton Abbey meets locked-room mystery in this playful, humorous novel set in 1930s Scotland
Author: by Beth Cowan-Erskine
April 15, 2021
‘Perfect if you loved THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB’ – reader review’An entertaining romp and a fascinating insight into the weird and wonderful ways of the British aristocracy’ S.J. Bennett, author of The Windsor KnotIt’s the 1930s and a mysterious illness is spreading over Scotland.
But the noble and ancient family of Inverkillen, residents of Loch Down Abbey, are much more concerned with dwindling toilet roll supplies and who will look after the children now that Nanny has regretfully (and most inconveniently) departed this life.
Then Lord Inverkillen, Earl and head of the family, is found dead in mysterious circumstances. The inspector declares it an accident but Mrs MacBain, the head housekeeper, isn’t so convinced. As no one is allowed in or out because of the illness, the residents of the house – both upstairs and downstairs – are the only suspects.
With the Earl’s own family too busy doing what can only be described as nothing, she decides to do some digging – in between chores, of course – and in doing so uncovers a whole host of long-hidden secrets, lies and betrayals that will alter the dynamics of the household for ever.
7. Darth Vader and Son
Author: by Jeffrey Brown
What if Darth Vader took an active role in raising his son? What if “Luke, I am your father” was just a stern admonishment from an annoyed dad? In this hilarious and sweet Star Wars comics reimagining, Darth Vader is a dad like any otherexcept with all the baggage of being the Dark Lord of the Sith.
Celebrated artist Jeffrey Brown’s delightful illustrations give classic Star Wars moments a fresh parenting books twist, presenting the trials and joys of parenting through the lens of a galaxy far, far away. Life lessons include lightsaber batting practice, using the Force to raid the cookie jar, Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star (“Er, he looks just like you, Lord Vader!”), and the special bond shared between any father and son.
It’s a great option for baby shower gifts, especially for the expectant father. Darth Vader and Son is a Star Wars book that makes a great gift or a just because purchase for yourself!
8. How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
Author: by Zachary Auburn
The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country’s defense by helping to prepare our nation’s cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?
And What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence? And especially Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do? Our countryand our catsstand at a precipice.
It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our catsand Americagreat again!
9. Effin' Birds: A Field Guide to Identification
Author: by Aaron Reynolds
Ten Speed Press
A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on earth. Effin’ Birds is the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the grand and noble profession of nature writing and bird identification. Sitting proudly alongside Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this book contains more than 150 pages crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think “I’m going to need more booze to deal with this week”) that made the Effin’ Birds Twitter feed a household name.
Also included in its full, Technicolor glory is John James Audubon’s most beautiful work matched with modern life advice. Including never-before-seen birds, insults, and field notes, this guide is a must-have for any effin’ fan or birder.
10. The Necronomnomnom: Recipes and Rites from the Lore of H. P. Lovecraft
Author: by Mike Slater
A Lovecraft-inspired cookbook with recipes to whet your appetite and threaten your sanityReading about the slime- covered, non- Euclidean ruins of the sunken city of R’lyeh or the squamous, tentacled deity who slumbers there would make anyone hungry. Starting with the puns and working from there, authors Mike Slater and Thomas Roache have summoned forth 50 funny, bizarre, and horrible dishes such as: The Deep Fried Deep One Nog Sothoth Cthus-Koos The Great Old Buns The Gin and MiskatonicLike H.P.
Lovecraft’s Necronomicon, the legendary and forbidden book of the dead that is alien to all sane and balanced readers, this cookbook contains many dark (but still delicious) secrets within its pages. The book comes infested with sanity- melting and mouth- watering illustrations, as well as annotations full of crazed discoveries and desperate warnings about the recipes that brave readers will undertake.100 illustrations
11. Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood
Author: by Trixie Mattel
A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER*The RuPaul’s Drag Race legends, stars of UNHhhh, and expert biological women share the secrets of their feminine mystique in this satirical guide to beauty and homemaking. Drag superstars Trixie Mattel and Katya have long captivated fans with their stunning looks, onscreen chemistry, and signature wit.
In Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood, the pair channel that energy into an old-school etiquette guide for ladies. In essays, conversations, and how-to sections peppered with hilarious, gorgeous photos, Trixie and Katya will advise readers on beauty and fashion and tackle other vital components of a happy home, such as money, self-love, and friendship; sharing advice and personal stories in high-concept fashion.
Informative, humorous, and heartwarming, Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood is the book that their fans have been waiting for.
12. The Screaming Goat (Book & Figure)
Goat and animal lovers: Celebrate your favorite internet sensation with this hilarious, one-of-a-kind mini screaming goat! SPECIFICATIONS: Your new goat companion is 3 inches and sits on a tree stump base. When you give him a gentle press, he screamsINCLUDES MINI BOOK: The kit also includes a 32-page illustrated pocket guide of fun facts and trivia about everyone’s favorite farm animalPERFECT GIFT: This quirky goat is the perfect gift for animal lovers, your White Elephant party, or any other occasionFUN FOR ALL: Bring a little humor and joy to your home, office, or dorm room
13. WORDS FOR WARRIORS: Fight Back Against Crazy Socialists and the Toxic Liberal Left
Author: by Sam Sorbo
For too long the Left has tried to silence the Right through a war on words. Understanding their tactics and what we can do about it is crucial. Sam Sorbo lays it all out. Sean Spicer, Host of Spicer&Co “Grab a copy and fight back!
Eric Metaxas, New York Times bestselling author Sam Sorbo knows words like I know MyPillows. Buy this book and get one for a friend. Mike Lindell, Founder and CEO of My Pillow, Inc They’ve hijacked words and then try to use them against us.
But we’re gonna take ’em back.” Sam Sorbo In Words for Warriors, with her trademark wit and intelligence, Sam Sorbo shows exactly how radical left-wingers have manipulated language to fit their own socialistic and anti-freedom agenda. Sam Sorbo is on a mission to reclaim today’s hot button/culture war words for all freedom-loving Americans.
After hearing all the hatred spewing from ideologues, mainstream media, social justice warriors, and political hacks, Sam Sorbo was fed up: I’m tired of their games, so I’m calling BS on them. It’s time to set the record straight, especially for the folks who are just trying to enjoy the lives the Lord gave them and want a few things explained in easy-to-understand prose.
14. O is for Old School: A Hip Hop Alphabet for B.I.G. Kids Who Used to be Dope
Author: by James Tyler
Wide Eyed Editions
O is for Old School takes you and your lil’ one on an alphabetical journey through the most iconic words and phrases in hip-hop. For new parents, hip-hop lingo takes on new meanings: now Peace comes at naptime, a Hood is worn on a head and when baby’s Flow, it’s going to get wet.
Let your baby know that their parents weren’t always as Wack as they are right now, remember your Old School days and become the freshest parent in your playgroup; while your kid learns their ABCs like a G. If you need to brush up on your slang, it’s All Goodthere’s a hip-hop glossary at the back.
Word to the Muthasand the poppas.
15. Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God
Author: by Dick Cody Heese
PLEASE READ: “Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God” is Dick Cody Heese’s gravest injustice before the literary world. In this near-exact retelling of Jane Austen’s classic 1813 novel, Heese adds one poorly-integrated sentence to each chapter inferring that Mr. Darcy possesses insanely bodacious vaping skills.
The well-loved tale of various dinner invitations and ill-conceived marriage proposals takes no benefit from Mr. Heese’s contributions. Fans of the original will loathe this derivative work entirely, and the author profusely apologizes to Ms. Austen and her estate for this indiscretion.
Rightly banished to the annals of self-publishing by every major book distributor, the disreputable Dick Cody Heese is quickly descending into new, subterranean depths of awful parody with his latest writing. Heese has also written several other barely passable parodies, including “The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis,” “Moby Kevin,” and “Frankenstein: But the Monster is Allergic to Gluten.”
16. The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Expert Advice for Extreme Situations (Survival Handbook, Wilderness Survival Guide, Funny Books)
Author: by Joshua Piven
The 20th anniversary edition of the international bestsellerWith expert, illustrated step by step instructions for life’s sudden turns for the worst: Danger! It lurks at every corner.Quicksand.Sharks.Cyberbullies.Super Flu. From wrestling an alligator to evading drones to landing a plane if the pilot passes out, The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook is here to help.
Needed now more than ever, this revised and expanded edition delivers frightening and funny real advice readers need to know fast. With crucial information added from across the Worst Case series and 20 all new scenarios for twenty first century threats (extreme weather, “fake news,” dropping a cell phone in the toilet).
Fans of the Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook series will need to have the updated 20th anniversary edition to always be adequately prepared for dire situations in this crazy world. Action packed hardcover handbook brings emergency instruction for anxious times.
Expert and humorous advice for extreme situations including great escapes and entrances (how to escape from a sinking car), tooth and claw (how to escape from killer bees), technical trouble (how to survive an out of control autonomous car), and adventure survival (how to survive an avalanche).